The Mentality Of Andy EP

Free music for professional licensing

Welcome on board The Mentality Of Andy EP
The title of this album says it all really.
Andy has a pretend female clone called Lois who has actually been incarnated as a character in Second Life under the guise of Loretta Whitfield.
Lois has a daughter called Miriam
And she has a love affair with her cousin, Tim. Andy they have an unexpected baby. But it's ever so tragic as the poor little baby can't see- but that's because of illegal pesticide but they she thinks it's her fault. Andy is prone to making up stories like this as Eastenders these days is unbarebly cardboard for Andy's silly taste

Andy has called the first track
I'm The Bastard Son Of Roger Keith Barrett
By the way he probably isn't. In fact probably definately isn't!
here's a little bit about Syd from Wiki
Syd Barrett (6 January 1946 – 7 July 2006), born Roger Keith Barrett, was an English singer, songwriter, guitarist and artist. He is most remembered as a founding member of psychedelic rock band Pink Floyd, providing major musical and stylistic direction in their early work, although he left the group in 1968 amidst speculations of mental illness exacerbated by heavy drug use.
He was active as a rock musician for about seven years, recording two albums with Pink Floyd and two solo albums before going into self-imposed seclusion lasting more than thirty years. His post-rock band life was as an artist and a keen gardener, ending with his death in 2006. During his withdrawal from public life there were numerous works about him, most notably his former band Pink Floyd's 1975 album Wish You Were Here. A number of biographies have been written about him since the 1980s.
Mel C Is One Of The Few Things That Rhyme With Chelsea
part of the DJ death "Chavsploitation" project. Take a look at the classic banality of this
Baby, Posh, Scarey , Mel C
Were the Spice Girls
We're Chelsea
They were famous for half an hour
We've got STAYING POWER
Love Is Against The Law (Appalling Inh Every Way Disco Mix)
This is what some policemen get up to stateside. But we had Harold Shipman here in Blighty - story from
Anyway: An Oklahoma sheriff has been charged with 35 felonies this week, including 14 counts of rape and the seven counts of oral sodomy. Mike Burgess had apparently been running a sex slave operation out of the female prison he was running. He is accused of raping inmates, forcing a drug court participant to have sex with him or face jail; and having inmates participate in a wet T-shirt contest and giving cigarettes to women who flashed their breasts.
He was also charged of one count of “rape by instrumentation.”
Rape by instrumentation? Oral sodomy? Dude, this guy was a sick fuck.
from blog:
http://www.quizlaw.com/blog/wtf_is_oral_sodomy.php
Commercial Radio Sound Effects Library
A collection of fart sounds and very silly noises. Like a car trying to start, and an airplane. Would go down well on a downmarket radio show or quiz.
Each One Is Numbered For Easy Reference
One of the noises Andy makes might be a Fell Diesel
"Fell" diesel-mechanical locomotive on display at Marylebone, 1951
Ricardo & Co. were consultants on this project.